The Mulligan: Bryson Set To Unveil New MOAB Driver at LIV Miami
- Producer Cam
- 22 hours ago
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Bryson DeChambeau is set to unveil a new driver ahead of this week's LIV Miami event, just 1 week away from the 2025 Masters. This decision came from Bryson's analytics department who noticed that when Bryson was hitting golf balls over his house, he was hitting a little bit inside the face. This new MOAB Driver eliminates that miss by simply making the face absolutely impossible to miss -- while also hitting it further than Kyle Berkshire on steroids.
When asked about the decision, Bryson commented "When I saw the Yankees hitting all those bombs with their new bats, I told my team to get on it. The plan is to make Augusta National not only a par 67 but a par 65 course."
Bryson is set to tee off at LIV Miami this week where he plans to continue his break 50 series on Friday at Trump Doral with this new driver.
Bryson finished his thoughts on the new driver with this:
"I hope Trump got an Iron Dome shipped over from Israel because I am going to be launching bombs all over this course."